Good reasons to visit Bulgaria

According to the Bulgarian news site Novinite, foreigners are going to flock to Bulgaria to buy the magic breast-growing "boza" drink.
Well, for those who don't know - it usually goes with the "banichka" (a kind of traditional and very oily pastry).
The survival test for trainees coming to Bulgaria is having "banichka" and "boza". If thew do not puke, they will survive...